hair modern trend in 2009 ..!

Anger management?

Husband: 'When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?'

Wife: 'I clean the toilet.'

Husband: 'How does that help?'

Wife: 'I use your toothbrush.'

Meaning of WIFE

Husband asks, 'Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means 'Without Information & Fighting Everytime'!'

Wife replies, 'No, it means 'With Idiot For Ever'!!!'

Brother wanted

A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,'send me a brother'...

Santa wrote back, 'SEND ME YOUR MOTHER'.....

Losing all your friends

Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed .

He shoots his friend and kills him.

Wife says 'If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.'

If falling from the aircraft

Three women is in the trip rose the aircraft terbang. half of the hour after going up, the pilot announc the existence of the disturbance and the passengers are ask to prepare because the aircraft will land the emergency, the first woman immediately us all of his jewellery, starting from when the necklace, the bracelet, the ring and ear studs, with the view did not understand the two other women ask whether the intention from his action. "By using all this jewellery everyone will know if I is rich, so they will help I more previously, " he replied, the second woman immediately took off the blouse and bra him, when that is other asked, he answered, "when the rescue team came, they immediately will see how sexy is my chest and I will be help more previously. "The "third woman that by chance skinn very black took off outside trousers and the depth, afterwards he says, usually people will look for the black box more previously. " xp

Evidently teletubbies a woman

The professor and the fisherman

A professor yg very clever at going on holiday in a village, at that time he met with a fisherman yg by chance want to fish.
When the fisherman is preparing his fish hook implement, the professor saw his fish hook implement evidently only a bamboo without the implement roll to hoist the fishing line, finally the professor said: oh Sir the fisherman, you did not yet know technology yg his name roll utk kerekan in the fish hook ok?If like this you neglect 14 times from your life uptil now, the quiet fisherman then.
Afterwards after preparing the fish hook implement, the fisherman began to rise to the small size boat and is follow by the professor in the boat, when the fisherman began rowed, the professor said again: oh Sir the fisherman, you still rowed?You did not yet know technology yg his name the motor machine?By that you must not be tir of rowing and being faster so as to save your time, if like this you neglect 12 times from your life uptil now, the quiet fisherman also.
After until in the middle of the lake, suddenly the boat of the fisherman leak and want to sink, finally the fisherman ask the professor of the leap and swam ketepi, but evidently the professor could not swim, finally the fisherman said :wah Professor, cook you did not know the method swam?Oh if just as you neglect all time from your life here. ^^

Together the suicide

The terrorist 's school

The coward thug

One day a thug approached 4 young men who still sit in the rice shop to ask for money forcibly Them. then he loudly ask them, "whoever was brave here?? "
"A young man stood and said, I brave! "
"The thug ask loudly once more, come on! "Anyone else who was brave??!
The "following young man stood and said, " I also brave!! "
The thug began to tremble, but he continued ask loudly, anyone else??! "
"2 following young men stood and said, we brave! "
"The thug was then narrow his courage and said,
if just as we were the hero 's 5 young men!! " xp

The height level

The level of patience: a woman lay naked with foot strangled under the bananas tree.
Frustasi: the boxer on the ring that wanted to scratch his groin.
Laziness: a man was on the body of a woman and was waiting for the earthquake to do ‘his job’.
Innocence: one of the daughter 's adolescents used pimple medicine on his nipple.
The competition: a man who urinated in the waterfall.
The sophistication: sucked nipples with the straw.
Technology: the condom with resleting.
The problem: someone who only had one hand, hanged down at the edge of the chasm, suddenly felt his behind to be very itchy..

Baozheng Bu Tuise

There was one person businessman in the garment in itc Mangga Dua, his name akiong, he went to guangzhou looked for new clothes.

In guangzhou, akiong stood in one big clothes shop and was interested reading five slogan letters of the mandarin in front of the shop, his article: BAOZHENG BU TUISE (was guaranteed not faded)

And akiong then bought clothes from the shop totalling 4 containers 20 to be sent to Jakarta, akiong then used the slogan in his shop also in itc Mangga Dua: was guaranteed not faded.

One week afterwards, the customer akiong came to the shop akiong and very angry, "Why here the boss, he said not faded, how come this Spilled by pure water then immediately was faded? "

Because of being responsible, akiong then came again to the shop in guangzhou that and very angry also to the shop guangzhou, akiong then indicated the slogan of the shop in guangzhou that.

In a light manner, the boss of the shop guangzhou that every, "Xiansheng, zai Zhongguo women cong you wang zuo du: TUISE BU BAOZHENG." The meaning: the host, in china was read by us from right to left: faded was not guaranteed. "

The Nation That Honored The Fly

Because of seeing plenty of flies flew in and around food that was sold, cak mamat lighted the candle to expel him.
In a surprised manner a Dutch tourist who by chance was eating in this tripe soup stall asked. "What for lighted the candle during the day like this? " "Asked in tourists. "
"For the fly, the host, " answered cak mamat.
"Your nation really kind, not only humankind, the fly then in gave information, " he said amazed.

Humankind 1990 vs humankind 2008

Sinterklas's bodyguard

The annoying wife of the husband 's happiness!!!

Mr. Bean's jokes

BRAIN TUMOR
> Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain
> tumor.
> Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
> Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
> Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
> Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
> Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
>
> ****
> MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
>
> Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
> Mr. Bean: 9
> Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
> Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just
> twisted the figure,
> the answer is 6!!
>
> ****
> WHILE IN A DRUG STORE
>
> Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
> Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
> Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the
> alphabet yet!!
>
> ****
> QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE
>
> Friend: What are you looking at?
> Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
> Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
> Mr. Bean: four asterisks!
>
> ****
> Friend: how many women do you believe must a man
> marry?
> Mr. Bean: 16
> Friend: Why?
> Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4
> poorer, 4
> better and 4worse.
>
> ****
> CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND
>
> Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is
> it Ok?
> Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a
> horror film.
> I didn't see any picture.
> Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
> Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.
>
> ****
> Mr. Bean: (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
> Friend: condolence, my friend.
> After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder
> Friend: what now?
> Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!
>
> ****
> MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING
>
> Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an
> elevator for 4 hrs.
> because of a power failure.
> Mr. Bean: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on
> the escalator for
> 3 hrs.
>
> ****
> Spelling lesson
>
> Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of
> successful....is it one c
> or two c?
> Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

Doraeporn

Surrendered because of opposing the government previously

In Indonesia all the movements that reeked of the opposition to the government must be accused as subversive.

 

Once, a middle-aged man visited the social service office, "Here the headquarters from the movement opposed poverty? "

He asked,  "Yes, " answered the official guarded.

 "Okay, I came to surrender... " "Said this man. "  ^^

Instal cancer

12 surpluses of female milk

1. without the repeated contents 

2. not basi 

3. interesting and elastic packages 

4. was squeezed-squeezed not broke out

5. not spilled when being opened 

6. at once had the pipette 

7. not with formalin 

8. without colouring agent 

9. were easy to be carried 

10. had left stock right 

11. were kissed also greated 

12. were suitable for all the ages

The official who liked to look for the reason

In office PT sukawijaya was gotten by the official who often very much late entered to office through to made the boss felt very irritated.

The boss very angry this morning, for the umpteenth time an official late came to the office, then the boss called this official.

"Three your previous day came late, the reason: the car stalled, in the last two days also late on the basis of missing the bus, yesterday again and again you late come, currently your reason the street was congested, immediately late, what your reason now, haaaaa?

"I frightened my car stalled again, frightened of missing the bus, frightened the street was congested, finally was severed by me walked, eh evidently I walked against the wind direction...... "Answered the light official. "