The annoying wife of the husband 's happiness!!!

Mr. Bean's jokes

BRAIN TUMOR
> Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain
> tumor.
> Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
> Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?
> Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
> Doctor: Then why are you so happy?
> Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain!
>
> ****
> MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL
>
> Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
> Mr. Bean: 9
> Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
> Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just
> twisted the figure,
> the answer is 6!!
>
> ****
> WHILE IN A DRUG STORE
>
> Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.
> Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?
> Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the
> alphabet yet!!
>
> ****
> QUEUING BEHIND HIS FRIEND AT AN ATM MACHINE
>
> Friend: What are you looking at?
> Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee.
> Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it?
> Mr. Bean: four asterisks!
>
> ****
> Friend: how many women do you believe must a man
> marry?
> Mr. Bean: 16
> Friend: Why?
> Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4
> poorer, 4
> better and 4worse.
>
> ****
> CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND
>
> Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is
> it Ok?
> Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a
> horror film.
> I didn't see any picture.
> Friend: What tape did you took anyway?
> Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner.
>
> ****
> Mr. Bean: (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.
> Friend: condolence, my friend.
> After 2 minutes Mr. Bean cries even louder
> Friend: what now?
> Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!
>
> ****
> MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING
>
> Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an
> elevator for 4 hrs.
> because of a power failure.
> Mr. Bean: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on
> the escalator for
> 3 hrs.
>
> ****
> Spelling lesson
>
> Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of
> successful....is it one c
> or two c?
> Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure!

Doraeporn

Surrendered because of opposing the government previously

In Indonesia all the movements that reeked of the opposition to the government must be accused as subversive.

 

Once, a middle-aged man visited the social service office, "Here the headquarters from the movement opposed poverty? "

He asked,  "Yes, " answered the official guarded.

 "Okay, I came to surrender... " "Said this man. "  ^^

Instal cancer

12 surpluses of female milk

1. without the repeated contents 

2. not basi 

3. interesting and elastic packages 

4. was squeezed-squeezed not broke out

5. not spilled when being opened 

6. at once had the pipette 

7. not with formalin 

8. without colouring agent 

9. were easy to be carried 

10. had left stock right 

11. were kissed also greated 

12. were suitable for all the ages

The official who liked to look for the reason

In office PT sukawijaya was gotten by the official who often very much late entered to office through to made the boss felt very irritated.

The boss very angry this morning, for the umpteenth time an official late came to the office, then the boss called this official.

"Three your previous day came late, the reason: the car stalled, in the last two days also late on the basis of missing the bus, yesterday again and again you late come, currently your reason the street was congested, immediately late, what your reason now, haaaaa?

"I frightened my car stalled again, frightened of missing the bus, frightened the street was congested, finally was severed by me walked, eh evidently I walked against the wind direction...... "Answered the light official. "