- You think an SUV might be too small to be safe.
- It takes more than four minutes to get out of your car.
- When backing into a parking spot, you just back up until
you hear something.
- It scares you to drive the speed limit.
- The only thing you pass on the road anymore is the Amish.
- You use cruise control because your leg fell asleep.
- You use cruise control at 25 mph.
- You inquired if the dealership could install magnifying
glass for the windshield.
- Your turn signal has been on since 2003.
- Your bumper sticker endorses Eisenhower.
- from Laugh & Lift
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