Punten Dipijat

Simatupang suatu ketika pergi ke Bandung untuk urusan dinas kantornya selama satu minggu. Saat Hari minggu dia berjalan-jalan untuk mencari panti pijet untuk melemaskan badannya yang pegal-pegal...

Sesampainya di panti pijat dia langsung memesan tukang pijat perempuan & langsung bergegas ke kamar untuk di pijat.

Pada saat dipijat, sang pramupijat (cewek) ini memijat Simatupang dari bagian atas badannya sampai ke kaki sambil bernyanyi untuk menghibur Simatupang.

Pramupijat : "Es lilin ma akang.... kalapa muda......(ketika sampai pada Anunya/burungnya, sang pramupijat mengucapkan )...Punteennnn..."

Kemudian lanjut nyanyi lagi : "Dipangungsi akang di elus-elus....Punten (melewati anunya Simatupang lagi)..."

Terus begitu nyanyian yang di nyanyikan oleg pramupijat ini. Lama kelamaan Simatupang jengkel juga, lalu membentak sang pemijat.

Simatupang : "Dari Tadi yang kau pijat Es Lilin terus....Punten itu kau Pijat...."

The height level

The level of patience: a woman lay naked with foot strangled under the bananas tree.
Frustasi: the boxer on the ring that wanted to scratch his groin.
Laziness: a man was on the body of a woman and was waiting for the earthquake to do ‘his job’.
Innocence: one of the daughter 's adolescents used pimple medicine on his nipple.
The competition: a man who urinated in the waterfall.
The sophistication: sucked nipples with the straw.
Technology: the condom with resleting.
The problem: someone who only had one hand, hanged down at the edge of the chasm, suddenly felt his behind to be very itchy..

12 surpluses of female milk

1. without the repeated contents 

2. not basi 

3. interesting and elastic packages 

4. was squeezed-squeezed not broke out

5. not spilled when being opened 

6. at once had the pipette 

7. not with formalin 

8. without colouring agent 

9. were easy to be carried 

10. had left stock right 

11. were kissed also greated 

12. were suitable for all the ages