Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
New Barney Song
I love you...
You love Me..
Let's go all and kill Barney..
With a shotgun bang bang...
Barney's on the floor...
No more faggot Dinosaur....
Saturday, January 10, 2009
Too Old To Drive...
- You think an SUV might be too small to be safe.
- It takes more than four minutes to get out of your car.
- When backing into a parking spot, you just back up until
you hear something.
- It scares you to drive the speed limit.
- The only thing you pass on the road anymore is the Amish.
- You use cruise control because your leg fell asleep.
- You use cruise control at 25 mph.
- You inquired if the dealership could install magnifying
glass for the windshield.
- Your turn signal has been on since 2003.
- Your bumper sticker endorses Eisenhower.
- from Laugh & Lift
- It takes more than four minutes to get out of your car.
- When backing into a parking spot, you just back up until
you hear something.
- It scares you to drive the speed limit.
- The only thing you pass on the road anymore is the Amish.
- You use cruise control because your leg fell asleep.
- You use cruise control at 25 mph.
- You inquired if the dealership could install magnifying
glass for the windshield.
- Your turn signal has been on since 2003.
- Your bumper sticker endorses Eisenhower.
- from Laugh & Lift
John went to visit his old grandfather in a secluded area of
Georgia. After chatting all night John's grandfather made a
breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film on
his plate, and questioned his grandfather, "Are these plates clean?"
His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get
them. Just finish your meal!"
For lunch John worried that the plates had dried egg and
asked, "Are you sure these plates are clean?"
The old man said, "I told you those dishes are as clean as cold
water can get them. Now I don't want to hear any more about it!"
Later that afternoon, as John was leaving, his grandfather's
dog started to growl, not letting him pass. John yelled,
"Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car."
The old man shouted, "Coldwater, go lie down!"
Georgia. After chatting all night John's grandfather made a
breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast. However, John noticed a film on
his plate, and questioned his grandfather, "Are these plates clean?"
His grandfather replied, "They're as clean as cold water can get
them. Just finish your meal!"
For lunch John worried that the plates had dried egg and
asked, "Are you sure these plates are clean?"
The old man said, "I told you those dishes are as clean as cold
water can get them. Now I don't want to hear any more about it!"
Later that afternoon, as John was leaving, his grandfather's
dog started to growl, not letting him pass. John yelled,
"Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car."
The old man shouted, "Coldwater, go lie down!"
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