Sunday, November 9, 2008
The coward thug
One day a thug approached 4 young men who still sit in the rice shop to ask for money forcibly Them. then he loudly ask them, "whoever was brave here?? "
"A young man stood and said, I brave! "
"The thug ask loudly once more, come on! "Anyone else who was brave??!
The "following young man stood and said, " I also brave!! "
The thug began to tremble, but he continued ask loudly, anyone else??! "
"2 following young men stood and said, we brave! "
"The thug was then narrow his courage and said,
if just as we were the hero 's 5 young men!! " xp
"A young man stood and said, I brave! "
"The thug ask loudly once more, come on! "Anyone else who was brave??!
The "following young man stood and said, " I also brave!! "
The thug began to tremble, but he continued ask loudly, anyone else??! "
"2 following young men stood and said, we brave! "
"The thug was then narrow his courage and said,
if just as we were the hero 's 5 young men!! " xp
The height level
The level of patience: a woman lay naked with foot strangled under the bananas tree.
Frustasi: the boxer on the ring that wanted to scratch his groin.
Laziness: a man was on the body of a woman and was waiting for the earthquake to do ‘his job’.
Innocence: one of the daughter 's adolescents used pimple medicine on his nipple.
The competition: a man who urinated in the waterfall.
The sophistication: sucked nipples with the straw.
Technology: the condom with resleting.
The problem: someone who only had one hand, hanged down at the edge of the chasm, suddenly felt his behind to be very itchy..
Frustasi: the boxer on the ring that wanted to scratch his groin.
Laziness: a man was on the body of a woman and was waiting for the earthquake to do ‘his job’.
Innocence: one of the daughter 's adolescents used pimple medicine on his nipple.
The competition: a man who urinated in the waterfall.
The sophistication: sucked nipples with the straw.
Technology: the condom with resleting.
The problem: someone who only had one hand, hanged down at the edge of the chasm, suddenly felt his behind to be very itchy..
Baozheng Bu Tuise
There was one person businessman in the garment in itc Mangga Dua, his name akiong, he went to guangzhou looked for new clothes.
In guangzhou, akiong stood in one big clothes shop and was interested reading five slogan letters of the mandarin in front of the shop, his article: BAOZHENG BU TUISE (was guaranteed not faded)
And akiong then bought clothes from the shop totalling 4 containers 20 to be sent to Jakarta, akiong then used the slogan in his shop also in itc Mangga Dua: was guaranteed not faded.
Because of being responsible, akiong then came again to the shop in guangzhou that and very angry also to the shop guangzhou, akiong then indicated the slogan of the shop in guangzhou that.
In a light manner, the boss of the shop guangzhou that every, "Xiansheng, zai Zhongguo women cong you wang zuo du: TUISE BU BAOZHENG." The meaning: the host, in china was read by us from right to left: faded was not guaranteed. "
In guangzhou, akiong stood in one big clothes shop and was interested reading five slogan letters of the mandarin in front of the shop, his article: BAOZHENG BU TUISE (was guaranteed not faded)
And akiong then bought clothes from the shop totalling 4 containers 20 to be sent to Jakarta, akiong then used the slogan in his shop also in itc Mangga Dua: was guaranteed not faded.
One week afterwards, the customer akiong came to the shop akiong and very angry, "Why here the boss, he said not faded, how come this Spilled by pure water then immediately was faded? "
Because of being responsible, akiong then came again to the shop in guangzhou that and very angry also to the shop guangzhou, akiong then indicated the slogan of the shop in guangzhou that.
In a light manner, the boss of the shop guangzhou that every, "Xiansheng, zai Zhongguo women cong you wang zuo du: TUISE BU BAOZHENG." The meaning: the host, in china was read by us from right to left: faded was not guaranteed. "
Monday, November 3, 2008
The Nation That Honored The Fly
Because of seeing plenty of flies flew in and around food that was sold, cak mamat lighted the candle to expel him.
In a surprised manner a Dutch tourist who by chance was eating in this tripe soup stall asked. "What for lighted the candle during the day like this? " "Asked in tourists. "
"For the fly, the host, " answered cak mamat.
"Your nation really kind, not only humankind, the fly then in gave information, " he said amazed.
In a surprised manner a Dutch tourist who by chance was eating in this tripe soup stall asked. "What for lighted the candle during the day like this? " "Asked in tourists. "
"For the fly, the host, " answered cak mamat.
"Your nation really kind, not only humankind, the fly then in gave information, " he said amazed.
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